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The Bible Bashers

by The Bible Bashers

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    2010 marks the release of the Bible Bashers eponymous EP, recorded by The Reverend Max Ducker of Cellar Sessions Studios. it features 7 sordid tales of downright depravity. Their music is a deadly dose of Australian swamp rock, influenced by such iconic acts as Beasts of Bourbon, The Stooges and AC/DC. Famous for their audacious, no-prisoners live performances, they've been a persistent thorn in the side of the Perth local music scene.

    Self funded, released & distributed, THE BIBLE BASHERS EP can be found circulating your town like a bad batch of acid.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $10 AUD

     

1.
I run the smack heads outta smack head central I drag them money lenders outta your temple I’ll deliver you from evil save you from vice or my name ain’t Jesus H motherfuckin’ Christ I’ll help a brother out when he’s down on his luck I know that dollar ain’t well, it ain’t for no fuckin bus so don’t bet on the ponies or a roll of the dice put your money on Jesus H motherfuckin’ Christ Ya Can’t trust no one in this dead beat town plenty folks set to kick ya just as soon as your down so if your neighbour’s coveting your pretty young wife dial 1800 Jesus H motherfuckin’ Christ
2.
Well I hit rock bottom ain’t no further to go so its Sodom and Gomorrah and the bottle-o my soul screams yes but my wallet cries no fist full of coins and my wines gonna flow Some folks drink to dull their pain I drink so I can feel again The liquor courses through my veins to the heart, to the fist, to the belly, to the brain Don’t get me wrong I’m not quite alcoholic but I can’t help but feel that it’s somehow symbolic The hopes of my future, my present and past slip through my fingers like wine Wine from a cask. I’m the patron saint of every god damn fool I’m breeding scum in a stagnant pool my mind‘s contrite but my heart’s still cruel the glass is empty but the ashtray’ s full Evil takes on many forms a handsome man or a beast with horns how can I help the way that I am? when I’m just a man
3.
Peep Show 01:53
I got the peep show problem Yeah you mighta guessed I gotta-see-a-that-a-girl-a coming outta her dress so stop me, stop me, before I confess I got the peep show problem All over my chest I Got a fist full of coins I Got a fire in my loins I Got more bodily fluid Than I know what to do with Gonna see that girl She’s gonna make me pay Peep Show!
4.
Looks don't count for shit here boy this ain't no beauty parade I got the meanest fucking cock that ever done got laid now look at that sissy bird of yours are you trying to insult me? sir i do declare that my cock is fowl but yours is poultry any of you chicks ever seen my dick? Well you have to admit I'm a cock fightin' man Any bird that tries to take my cock is just a lamb to slaughter and who you gonna cry to boy down here, south of the border? looks like your cocks all dead and limp you'd better hatch a new plan ain't never gonna beat me boy! Cos I'm a cock fightin man!
5.
Shanghai'd 02:15
CRACK! a taste o’ the cat grown men fighting over who gets the rat black gums, black sweat you seen the corpses, you could be next Shanghaid! Mother Fucker that’s life Shanghaid! How your momma would cry AAW! Keel hauled you wanna walk you better learn to crawl take that! take this! round here cunts talk with their fists Shanghaid! Mother Fucker that’s life Shanghaid! How your momma would cry
6.
Cookin' 02:52
I guess the smell from the Kitchen must have reached your nose theres a lotta bits of somethin’ In that pot on my stove but don’t ask what I’m makin cus you don’t wanna know What I’m Cookin’ you don’t wanna know What’s boilin? where’d he get all them bones? Whats he makin? is it bacon? There’s blood on my clothes you don’t wanna know what I’m cookin’ If you’re dining at my table then you’re in for a treat because I am what I am and I am what I eat tastes like pork just a little too sweet win a prize if you can guess the mystery meat That I’m cookin yeah that’s right, you’ll come back from more it’s finger lickin’, delicious I’m quite coinessuer take your clothes off Lie down on the slaughterhouse floor you don’t wanna know.. What I’m cookin’ Well if you wonder what you’re eating And your after the truth Well you might find a finger or maybe a tooth But savour that flavour Cus it just might be you I’m cookin’
7.
Crawl Town 03:21
When I crawl into Town the dogs burst in chorus The Horses rear and the rats go to ground when I crawl into town the lights at the carnival yard flicker on years after they closed the place down after them kids all drowned last time I was in town When I Crawl Crawl Into Town Town When I crawl into town Crazy Joe at the bait shop gets a tinglin’ where his hand used to be When I crawl into town a fell wind follows my footsteps from the shipyards to the coloured cemetary it’s sign missing the “C” headstones covered in swastika graffiti When I crawl into town so does the disease the crows feast and the churches fill with refugees

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THE FIRST TESTAMENT:
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE BASHERS

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released May 6, 2010

The Bible Bashers
Byron McLeod Robertson: Bass
Laith Tierney: Vocals
Jon Schmidt: Drums/Lyrics
Llewellyn Sagers-Gray: Guitar/Back Up vocals

All songs are copyright THE BIBLE BASHERS 2010
All lyrics copyright Jon Schmidt 2010
*except Peep Show copyright Laith Tierney 2010

Recorded & Mixed by Reverend Max Ducker / Cellar Sessions
Mastered by Alan Smith / Bergerk! Studios
Produced by Laith Tierney
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Design created by Joe Kapiteyn / Red Room Design
Concept by Laith Tierney

Band Photo by Shannon Spicer

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The Bible Bashers Perth, Australia

The Bible Bashers peddlied their filthy brand of blues-infused rock'n'roll from 2008 to 2012.
Fast forward to 2017 and you have a full blown rock n roll REVIVAL on your hands.

Buy their shit, they are broke and need to tour again.
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